In the wake of this week’s presidential
boxing match debate, it’s so nice to finally know where my place as a woman is! I mean, I’ve really been struggling to figure out where exactly I fit in. I love to cook, but I’ve never really taken to the kitchen as my place. Housewife doesn’t fit me either. My bank account isn’t large enough to qualify me for that role.
Thank goodness the truth has finally come out and I have a place to call my own! So many choices! So many colors and styles! One-inch, two-inch, three-ring, six-ring. I can draw on my natural instincts as a homemaker and decorate accordingly. Exciting times lie ahead!
I was so inspired by the remarks, I created a symbolic representation of my options. Now, whenever I’m feeling confused or need to be reminded about where I belong, I can simply look at this picture, smile, and breathe a big sigh of relief.